YECHA… HIS ICHAA… (Tamil… English & Hindi… plz)

3^rd April 2006

 

It was a surprise when Kurian Job (KJ) suggested that v go to Bessie beach.

There we met Ms S. our school friend and were later joined by another Mr. P. KJ hinted that we go and eat somewhere… I started moving towards ‘khana kazna’, which was close to where we camped. But he was moving the other way; heading towards planet yumm (later on I heard that he usually goes only to khana k…). Near the entrance we accidentally (I guess) met Ms PB and her classmates.

And as expected of KJ, he began talking (flirting if I may call it) wit her and brought on the topic of a community, which he had started in orkut. Unfortunately we also met some other juniors(again gals) and in his usual style KJ tried to impress them too, wit his loud voice (rather noise) and broad grin. To talk to them he needed a launch pad, which was readily available in my form.

For those who don’t know KJ, I’ve been studying wit him 4 the past 6 yrs and know him for an even longer period. Let me describe his procedure to approach a gal.

Aim: to get to know gals

Procedure:

Step 1: target a gal

Step 2: catch hold of a guy (preferably very innocent) he knows and cook up a story; like de kind where the guy has a crush on the gal.

Step 3: hype it up and spread the story to as many people as possible till it reaches the gal.

Step 4: approach her wit the pretext of ‘kalasifying’ her.

Step 5: get her mail id and/or cell no

Result: thus contact established 🙂

Now back to beach. He started to talk to them in the pretext of asking them to join the community he started. And unfortunately for him they weren’t too impressed. Their stares at him reminded me of a child looking at a ‘aadu ra rama aadu” type monkey performance; with both fear and amusement.

Later on we moved into planet yumm. We occupied a table in the middle of the hall, with PB & co in an adjacent table. Do u expect KJ to miss the chance?? Never… And on expected lines (ya… u must have guessed it now) he tried to grab attention by often raising his voice (people in coll bus would know better) and by running around the table twice or thrice.

After some time PB got up to leave. She turned to say bye to us when KJ spotted the cold coffee in her hand. His mouth started to water (jollu) on looking @ the delicacy (I leave it to u to decide the reason, but personally I feel cold coffee was not the reason).

KJ: give me that.

PB: wat?

KJ: the cold coffee.

PB: no da. I need it.. Will get u a new one sometime later.

KJ: no probs.. That’s fine… I’ll adjust.

PB: idhu yechi. (Saliva in Tamil)

KJ: paravailla.

PB: illa….

Alas, before she could complete what she wanted to say, the cup was in KJ’s hands. This left her wit no other choice, but to leave.

KJ was on cloud nine and enjoyed the remaining cold coffee and muttered, “semma hot”. Still can’t understand how cold coffee was hot? Probably I’ve been thinking wrong all these years.

So can it be concluded that his favorite flavor is yechi (not yelachi which is cardamom in Tamil)… If so what are the items which taste best wit yechai? And does the source of yechai affect the taste?? Kurian… We are waiting for the answer.

Note: The procedure mentioned above is not copyrighted and can be used by one and all. I state the above procedure with authenticity, as I have been the innocent victim boy many a time. But I don take all this seriously as he’s ma good friend. Also please don't mistake him, as he limits himself with flirting and is a very decent fella otherwise (no dirty thinking on his part).

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